Complexities of women

Complexities of women are so complex that we can assume Girls are complex creatures on planet earth..


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard towait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man! , you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural,we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk 

Taking A Cigarette Break...

BLOCK BUSTERZ @ Artoyz, Paris FR

The next big collective summer show at the ARTOYZ gallery&store in Paris next week. It's all about the "Blockbusters". Artworks will be themed about summer blockbuster movies from the last 35 years. Let's see which one will be a box-office hit!...

ARTOYZ
45 rue de l’arbre sec
75001 Paris

Opening on June 7th 2011 / 7pm



Steal a Hacker's Computer think twice

It goes without saying that you should never mess with a hacker.
Stealing a computer hacker's computer would be like stealing her children.
Want to know what happens when a hacker gets his computer stolen?
Watch this entertaining story, which was transmitted at the DEF CON.
Go directly to 3:15, and the video jump to the beginning of the story.


Bro Board Series / MOB Skateboards

Three new skateboard deck designs for my friends at MOB Skateboards.

The Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from major cities discuss, who makes the best patients to operate.
The first surgeon, from Manchester, said: "I ​​like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them, everything inside is numbered "

 
The second surgeon, from Birmingham, said, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded. "

 
The third surgeon, from Edinburgh, said: "No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

 
The fourth surgeon, from Belfast, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ...
those guys always understand when you have a few extra parts. "

 
But the fifth surgeon, from London, close all when he observed:
"You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate.
No guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and head and a s s are interchangeable. "...

Star & swirls

Nothing interesting today, the too hot weather makes me completely apathetic, and I couldn't even put my hand on a paper without leaving a sweat mark. So this is a very quick and simple scribble.

8bit Oldschool

Just came across this oldie from 2003 together with TheSigner and Burns124 in Munich. Still feeling it...




New T-Shirts

New t-shirts are out now!
Hamburg-St.Pauli's infamous Schmuddelkinder... in a Dead Kennedys style. For haters, supporters and fans. Only a few available.
Get them here at Rockawaybear.com









Things a dad would not say to a son

1. Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

2. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

3. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

4. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

6. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

7. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

 8. What ya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

9. Father's Day? Aaahh-don't worry about that-it's no big deal.

Meaning of WC in Switzerland

An English lady visited Switzerland and had difficulty finding a room, so I asked the local teacher to help her. After a quarter had been found satisfactory, she returned home and some packing.

 Suddenly, it occurred to him that he had not noticed a WC (in England, the bathroom is called Water Closet), so the teacher wrote on the toilet

The teacher, without knowing the meaning, asked the parish priest and together they decided it must mean "Wayside Chapel". He wrote the following letter:


Dear Madam,

 It is a pleasure to inform you that there is a WC just 9 miles from his home in the middle of a pine forest. It can accommodate 220 people and is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will undoubtedly be glad to know that some people bring their lunch and make a day of it.

I recommend especially on Thursdays, because then there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics of W.C. are excellent, even the most delicate sounds can be heard.

My son married in W.C. and there was such a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the seat. The look on their faces were very interesting.

My wife is sick, but dedicated. She does not go regularly, and that has not gone nearly a year.

 I will be happy to reserve a seat on the W.C. so, in what will be seen and heard by all.

Hope that I have been of some help.

Sincerely,
The teacher

Jupiter's Bonte Crunchy Brokken

... from the maximum 541.0g family box. Together with CHAS, NASH, DATER and TUMKI from Loveletters at the SKIFT festival in the Netherlands. Due to all the trees in front of the wall it was impossible to shot a proper photo collage.... anyway — still space trippin'! Salute rockets for REVOK! Back free!



















Zigeuners Royal in the Netherlands

Just back from our weekend trip to Holland for the SKRIFT festival in Leeuwarden. We had a bang good time there! Zigeuners Royal Süper La Classe! Thanx to everybody - specially Ron & Roy for making this great! Also big ups for the infamous Netherland's haute cuisine... lekker! And Diplo's new mix on the speakers. More photos of the wall we made together with the Loveletters crew soon....






















MDWWR #67 Diplo's Moombahton 2k11 Mix by diplomaddecent

Little skull

Grrrh, those horns are wonky, how could I not realize it when drawing? =_=

Skull

Senior citizens at play

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Boca Raton Florida
She look up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely, she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

"Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered , and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted," Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Karz?"

New Graffiti Magazines

A few new graffiti magazines from Germany are out now!

Graffiti Magazine / no.16
Stylefile Magazine / no.35 Royalfile
Bad Taste Magazine / no.09 Spring 2011
Most Wanted Magazine / Final Issue

Good reads while sitting down and giving Carol Brown a bus ride out of town...























Epic Ninja Defuses

Ninja Defuse on Derail


Ninja Defuse on Estate


Ninja Defuse on Sub Base





Go and try and get one of these for each map and make a montage

Pukebox Cowboys

Let's Dance - Fukkk Offf!

Guardian Of The Hog

My friend Muffinman - creator of the "From Bronko With Love" / "The Magnificent Ambrose And His Amazing Flying Headgear From Hell" and "Tag Team Partners" Teddy Troopers - just sent me these shots of his latest custom 3" Trooper. It is called "GOTH - Guardian Of The Hog". This time with a new bushy hair style... That little punk just made my day! Check out Muffinman's new blog!