neeonFox took this little fella out for a trip... i guess he very much enjoyed this vacation!

The Wedding Crashers!

Big Chill Bremen

... at WOW123's wedding party weekender. Together with Smash137, Meki, Shako and Statik (thanx for the photos!).

The Pope and Rugby Fans

The Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He
was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic
commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically
to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in
horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Springbok rugby
jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other
two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious English fan from the
water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled
it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there was some bitter hatred
between South African and English rugby fans, but now I have seen with my
own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "who was that?"

"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has
access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but
he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or
do we need to get another Pommie?"

Markus & Lisa

Ein großartiges Fest! So soll es für Euch bleiben!

New maori tattoo gallery optimized for Ipad and Iphone


I recently bought an Apple Ipad2 and use it mainly for shooting pictures and recording movies of the design process. I can easily add these photos to my twitter messages (@storm3d) and upload the movies to in a few clicks. It's also very usefull for quickly browsing the web...

There's only one big downside to Apple products, and that's the fact that Apple doesn't support the Adobe Flash plugin. For my website galleries, I use(d) the "simpleviewer" plugin, that creates a really nice and simple Flash gallery with a thumbnail and a larger image next or above it.

Now I use my Ipad, I see that a lot of mobile visitors cannot see the designs in my gallery, so I had to make changes to it.

My website design is based on the principles of the "Save the Pixel" e-book by Ben Hunt, which states that the design should be as simple as possible and every pixel should contribute to the main goal of the website.

Keeping this in mind, I redesigned the tattoo galleries. Here's a picture of the 'before' gallery:

flash gallery with maori tattoos for sale designer artistThe red marked area is the flash movie containing the maori tattoo gallery.

People could scroll through the images and see the number and price of the design.

Before ordering it, customers had to select the correct tattoo nr. from the dropdown list and hit the "Buy Now" button.

People often selected the wrong tattoo and bought the piece they didn't want.

To get rid of this problem I decided to implement the Lightbox plugin/script to my gallery instead of the simpleviewer movie.
One other advantage was that I could add the size and price of the design in the header/description and even add a Paypal button, so it became impossible to order the wrong tatoo design.

The new gallery is now looking like this, with the lightbox frame popping up:

maori tattoo gallery high resolution designs for salelightbox plugin for tattoo gallery webshop paypal button

So if you have an Ipad, Ipod or Iphone, please check it out and let me know if there's anything I can change to improve it.

Kind regards, Mark Storm

Bird skull and bone-likes wings

 Yes, I cheated and did the wings symmetry on the computer :p
bird skull tribal tattoo

Tattoo pictures of a "Cesc Fabregas" inspired elbow tattoo


Yesterday one of my customers (thanks Ruairi! :)) showed me some pictures of his new tattoo that I sketched a few months ago. The tatoo design is inspired by the elbow tattoo of the Arsenal soccer player Cesc Fabregas, and is in a graphical polynesian style.

The original high quality flash design that I made looks like this:

Cesc Fabregas elbow tattoo arsenal soccer football design sheet flash linedrawing
It has a shark tooth, some kind of an eye and other repetitive patterns.

The band wraps around the elbow and connects perfectly on the outside of the arm.

My customer sent me the following photos of elbow:

polynesian armband tattoo elbow Cesc Fabregas football arsenal playerarsenal player fabregas elbow tattoo design polynesian

cesc fabregas elbow tattoo download free stencil

If you're interested in this tattoo design, please contact me at

Kind regards, Mark Storm

I Gonna Make You Look Like The Painter's Radio

Joe's Bubble Cum Bazooka - J.B.C.B.'s facial time!

Extension shoulder tattoo in Polynesian mixed style


Last year I created a half sleeve tattoo in polynesian style for a Dutch customer. It's a bit of a mixed tribal style, it has some stylized flowers and other repetitive shapes:

custom maori mixed tattoo design with flowers tribalpolynesian tribal flash halfsleeve tattoos for sale

Unfortunately the tattoo artist applied the stencil too small, so it now needs some extensions.

I marked the upper shoulder part that had to be inked.

I created a basic sketch and once it was approved I finalized it. To give you an idea how that process works I shot a short movie and placed it on youtube:

If you liked this video, or want to see more, please take a look on my youtube channel or visit my website

Kind regards, Mark Storm

Why maids want more salary

A maid asked for a raise working at Mr.Stevens, she(the wife) was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay raise?
Mary: "Well, ma'am, there are three reasons why I want a raise.

The first is that i iron better than you. "
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: 'Your husband said. "
Wife: "Oh."

Mary: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: "Nonsense, who said that if it is a better cook than me?"
Maria: 'Your husband did. "
Wife: "Oh.

Mary: "The third reason is that I'm better at sex than in bed.
Wife: (very angry now) Ah! My husband says so? '
Maria: 'No Mam ... your driver said. "
Wife: "Ok Ok, how much do you want?"

This is an old joke and you might have read it but still its a very funny joke

Devil's Rendezvous

It's not a tribute to this!

Swanski X Förtress/ Warsaw

A little making-of movie of that big wall we made in Warsaw/Poland...

Greetz from Greece

Big shout outs to Ser&Simoni and to everybody else making this trip so great fun! Yamas!

Free REVOK! - Free Beer!

Together with my mate SER in Thessaloniki, Greece.